Something I never thought I would say

Lorna came in laughing and out of breath. I asked what she had been up to and she said she was trying to hit her brother with horse manure. When I asked why, she said he started it. My reaction to both of them, "We do not throw manure!"

I couldn't help but laugh. I never would have guessed I would have to tell my kids not to throw horse apples at each other!